sn0wing-seas0n:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

I wait for this post every easter

(via scrapbookbeta)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

precumming:

lilninetales:

precumming:

demrandomshiza:

precumming:

Shud I skip class?

The Black death is a devastating pandemic that killed with an estimate of 15,000,000 people in Europe

??

You wouldn’t be confused if you didn’t skip classes.

damn

(Source: precumming, via the-nerdy-mermaid)

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
Not everyone you lose is a loss.
- (via oy-vey-iz-mir)

(Source: starlate, via vodkacupcakes)

xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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(via hotboyproblems)

svvords:

If school was just four days a week I would be fine going everyday

(via pizza)

graembow:

tapdancers:


Heligan Botanical Garden

I threw up on that once! that was a fun school trip

That has to be my favourite comment ever