hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via trait)

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(Source: timid, via forgave)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

weeds.

(via scrapbookbeta)

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via fabulous-fitblr)

Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign.
- (via electric-daisy-forest)

(Source: aureate-dwale, via breathingdaisy)

3loco:

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

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(via incognitaco)

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

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